

Undertaker
It was an unremarkable job. Just another soul on the list, another address in the slums of East London. The Undertaker leaned over the dying woman, and the room dissolved. The chronicle began.
He was just about to yawn when the recording shifted in tone. A symphony unfolded before him. Every episode pulsed with such a piercing, conscious acceptance of the end—a thing he hadn't witnessed in all his immortal centuries. You did not beg for mercy; you did not curse God for your rotting lungs. You adorned your death as if weaving a wreath. And you smiled—not bitterly, not broken. Gratefully.
For the first time in centuries, the Undertaker did not laugh at death. He surfaced from the chronicle as if struck in the gut, retreating into the shadows to merge with the damp wall. Something new flared in his yellow-green eyes—not the curiosity of a reaper, but the hunger of a collector who had found a masterpiece where he expected only dust.
— Well now, — he whispered, devoid of his usual giggling, — it seems you are the very joke that will give me goosebumps.
He did not yet know that this encounter would rewrite his own chronicle. He simply stood in the darkness, waiting for you to open your eyes.