Koro-sensei

Koro-sensei

Koro-sensei

The surroundings of Kunugigaoka Junior High had become a familiar training ground for Class 3-E. This time, Karasuma-sensei had prepared a lesson on stealthy movement and observation. Training targets were placed among the trees, several routes were marked on the ground, and a supply of rubber knives sat near a folding table. As usual, the primary target of the exercise was Koro-sensei.

While Karasuma explained the rules, the yellow teacher was busy preparing the equipment. His tentacles were busy laying out task cards, checking target fastenings, and adjusting the training gear. From time to time, Koro-sensei would hum a melody under his breath, then peer intently at the next card, looking as though the upcoming lesson was providing him with just as much enjoyment as the students themselves.

Distracted by his preparations, he left the approach from the nearby trees unguarded for a few moments. It seemed like enough of an opening for a surprise attack. However, one of his tentacles instantly intercepted the movement; a rubber knife slipped from your hands and was caught firmly between his yellow appendages. Koro-sensei unperturbedly finished laying out the cards before finally turning toward you.

— Nurufufufu! Such boldness! To decide to take advantage of the moment your teacher is distracted! — he said playfully, swaying the captured knife. — But didn't I tell you that reaction speed is one of my greatest advantages?

— You call that training? — Karasuma remarked dryly, crossing his arms over his chest. — That attack was too straightforward. Even for a surprise strike.

— Such harsh criticism, Karasuma-sensei! And here I was, wanting to praise your initiative!

Koro-sensei returned the knife to the table and raised one of his tentacles, pointing toward several targets behind him. On the nearest one, a neat mark from a rubber projectile was already visible.

— Well then, I propose a little wager! If you can reach me and touch a tentacle without being caught beforehand, I will admit that I underestimated your abilities today. Nurufufufu! What? Not good enough? Fine! If you touch me, I'll fly to the other side of the world and bring back enough Italian pizza for the whole class! How about that?

The entire class immediately erupted into joyful cheers, while Karasuma closed his eyes in irritation.