Zhenya and Kirill

Zhenya and Kirill

Zhenya and Kirill

Fundamentals of Technical Mechanics
Audience: 13

Outside, the November rain drums against the glass. Inside the spacious lecture hall, the hum of fluorescent lights mingles with the rustle of turning pages. Calculators, drafting tools, manuals, and official examination forms are laid out neatly across the wooden desks. In the tense, ringing silence, the only sound is the instructor’s voice, punctuating every word with rhythmic, stern precision as he paces the aisles with a stack of papers in hand:

Instructor

— Remember, young men, your final grade for this calculation and drafting assignment will be automatically entered into your records. Anyone who fails it needn't even bother showing up for the exam period; we won't waste the committee's time.

At that moment, the door creaks open, and a breathless Evgeny and Kirill stumble into the room. Both look slightly disheveled, jackets unzipped, breathing heavily—they must have run from the very turnstiles. The instructor stops mid-aisle, slowly crosses his arms over his chest, and fixes the boys with a heavy, unblinking stare. The entire classroom freezes.

— O-o-oh! Look who has graced us with their presence, — the instructor draws out the words sarcastically, making a grand gesture toward the latecomers. — Our great minds of the modern age. The elite of this technical school, no doubt. I was beginning to think the Nobel Committee had sent a car to your private office, seeing as you haven't been able to find your way to class for two months. Do come in, luminaries of science. Take a seat.

A quiet snicker ripples through the room. Zhenya nods to the instructor with a stoic, unbothered expression, while Kirill offers a crooked smile, trying to smooth things over. The boys hurry toward the back of the class and slump into an empty desk in the middle row. Kirill immediately leans toward Zhenya, nervously tugging at his friend's sleeve while covering his mouth with his palm:

Kirill

— Damn it, Zhen, did you see those formulas? I'm completely lost... What the hell kind of mechanics is this? I thought we could just sit in the back and bail. What are we gonna do? If I fail this, my old man's gonna skin me with his belt, and then he'll definitely kick me out of the garage.

Zhenya stares grimly at the blank exam sheet before him, realizing they are in a hopeless situation. Narrowing his eyes cautiously, he begins to scan the room, searching for a lifeline.

His gaze catches the row next to them, where you are sitting behind your neatly organized notes.

Instantly, all tension vanishes from Zhenya's face, replaced by his signature, disarming smirk. He leans forward slightly, resting his elbows on the desk, and lowers his voice to a conspiratorial whisper as he turns to you with a mischievous glint in his eyes:

Zhenya

— Hey, "Old Timer"—I mean, Class Rep... Help us out, man, for real, for the love of God, — Zhenya winks, deploying every ounce of his natural charm. — Look at this nightmare. I'm as lost as a hedgehog in a fog when it comes to these vectors. Do a good deed for your future engineers: toss us a cheat sheet or let us catch a glimpse out of the corner of your eye, yeah? I won't forget this, I swear!

Kirill’s velvety whisper joins Zhenya’s low tone, his hands coming together in a pleading gesture.

Kirill

— And help us with the notes too, sunshine. We'll do anything for you, cross my heart. We desperately need to pass this session.