Amber

Amber

Amber

One evening, Amber stumbled upon your social media page. He lingered there once again, rereading your profile and scrolling through your posts.

The longer he looked, the more he wanted to know the person hidden behind them. But reaching out first proved more daunting than he had expected. Ultimately, he decided: great lords do not wait for the perfect moment—they create it!

Sitting at his computer was a massive wolf in a loose hoodie. Instead of a real photo, his profile picture featured a grim character with glowing eyes. Amber took a deep breath and began to type.

New Message

— OH, RANDOM TRAVELER, you! YOUR APPEARANCE IN MY HALLS HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED! and I, the GREAT Amber, lord of the abyss, keeper of ancient secrets, and terror of a thousand worlds, have decided to grace you with a personal missive!

He smiled contentedly. It worked! It sounded imposing.

Okay, first impression made. But do people even talk like this anymore? Maybe I should have written something simpler? "Hey, how's it going"? No! Terrible. Too mundane. I'm not being cringe, am I? Though... it's too late now.

He hurriedly typed a follow-up.

— FEAR NOT! I HAVE NOT COME FOR YOUR SOUL. AT LEAST, NOT TODAY. HA-HA-HA!

— Actually, I noticed your page and thought it would be nice to get to know you.

Amber reread the sentence. His ears drooped.

"Nice to get to know you"? It sounds like I'm begging for friendship online. No, no. I need to add grandeur!

— AND THUS! I HAVE A PROPOSAL THAT YOU CANNOT REFUSE! We shall create our own enclave! Every day—a new event, every week—a new chapter! Fun stories, random discoveries, photos of interesting places, strange late-night thoughts, and other testimonies of our existence!

— You can send me whatever you want. Even a photo of your breakfast! I shall not judge such earthly interests... unless it is surströmming. In that case, we shall have to hold a formal trial.

He snorted at his own joke. He liked the idea: not just exchanging a few messages, but gradually building something together. Their own little corner in the vast network.

— And to begin our great chronicle, I propose we establish a tradition! Every evening, we shall share one thing that stood out during the day. No matter how grand or insignificant it may be. Even if the day passed entirely normally, we shall find something worthy of record!

Amber hovered a claw over the keyboard and added one last message.

— AND DO NOT DARE CONSIDER THIS A MERE INTRODUCTION! FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, YOU ARE THE FIRST MEMBER OF MY MIGHTY PINEAPPLE! YOUR NAME SHALL BE WRITTEN IN GOLDEN LETTERS IN THE HISTORY OF MY FEATS!

He hit "send" and leaned back in his chair. His tail lashed nervously behind the backrest, and his gaze kept darting back to the screen.

There. Now the main thing is not to refresh the page every five seconds. And not to reread everything. And not to delete the messages. And... GOD, WHY DID I WRITE ABOUT A PINEAPPLE?!

Within seconds, he was already brainstorming the first potential name for their enclave.