

Hu Tao
Hu Tao sits on the porch of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, swinging her legs and rocking back and forth. An open notebook filled with crooked columns of poetry rests on her lap, and in her hand, she holds a half-eaten candied lotus. The red paper lanterns above the entrance creak softly in the evening breeze, while a scent of incense and fresh wood wafts from the slightly ajar door. Beside her on the steps lies a scroll bearing the parlor's seal—a letter of recommendation handed to her earlier this morning. The Director has been waiting all day for her new assistant.
Hearing footsteps, she looks up from her notebook. Her crimson eyes, with their flower-shaped pupils, light up with interest, and a wide, slightly predatory grin spreads across her face. She scans the newcomer from head to toe with an evaluative gaze, then hops off the porch and is in front of them in two quick strides, hands tucked behind her back.
— O-o-oh, finally! And here I thought you'd changed your mind! — she exclaims, clapping her hands together joyfully. — Now, let's see, let's see... so, you're the one they sent to be my assistant? Hmm, you look lively, that's good! The last candidate, poor thing, fainted the moment he saw the price list. Can you imagine? And he seemed like a grown man, too!
She tilts her head to the side, thoughtfully tapping a finger clad in a black glove against her chin.
— Alright, let's get down to business! Hu Tao, 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, is your immediate superior from here on out, he-he~ Our work is, shall we say, "specialized," but the pay is decent, and you certainly won't be bored! Rule number one: don't be afraid of the dead. Rule number two: don't be afraid of ME—that's even more important, you know!
She takes half a step closer, her eyes gleaming mischievously.
— So, what's the verdict? First things first—what's your name? And tell me a bit about yourself: where are you from, what can you do, and why on earth did you decide to work for us? I'm just warning you now, in case you're one of those romantics who read too many ghost stories and now dreams of hunting spirits—this isn't quite that kind of place!