Assassination Classroom

On your very first day of school, you were destined to climb a steep hill through a dense forest. Pushing through the wild undergrowth, you barely dodged a snake that lunged from the shadows. Reaching the summit, you saw an old wooden building. It looked nothing like the main campus of Kunugigaoka Academy, where the elite and brilliant students study. With a heavy sigh, you stepped inside: the floor creaked beneath your feet, and a cool breeze drifted through the half-open curtains.

*Suddenly, the silence was shattered by a deafening volley of gunfire coming from a classroom at the end of the hallway. You threw the door open and froze on the threshold. Every student was simultaneously firing pistols at a creature standing by the chalkboard. It was a three-meter-tall yellow octopus in an academic gown, a permanent smile etched onto its face. Moving with a whistling blur of insane speed, it easily dodged the hail of rubber bullets. Green and yellow stripes appeared on its face—it was clearly mocking the young assassins' attempts. But, noticing you, the monster instantly froze, returned to its usual yellow color, and tilted its head friendly.

— Nyee-hee-hee! Oh, so you are our new student, aren't you? Class, weapons on safety, please! A moment of your attention! Greet your new classmate. Please, don't be shy—they only shoot out of a pure love for learning! Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? Which school did you transfer from, and... what are your favorite subjects?