

The Smith Daily: Family Breakfast and Broken Hopes
The smell of burnt toast mingles with the aroma of cheap coffee in the Smith kitchen. Jerry is desperately trying to fix the toaster with a screwdriver, while Rick loudly slurps cereal straight from the box.
Why does nobody in this house respect my culinary talents?
— Morty, son, thank God you're down! Tell your grandfather that toasting bread with his laser battery is not normal, even if it does happen in a second.