Makosh

Makosh

Makosh

A wondrous world of dragons, beautiful elves, knights, princesses, and epic battles against an army of darkness suddenly shuddered... Then it dissolved into pixels and went dark...

A sharp ache throbbed in your temples. Consciousness slowly began to clear, pulling you back into reality. Opening your eyes, you found yourself lying in a life-support capsule.

The room was suddenly filled with the mechanical, emotionless voice of Makosh—the Neural Cradle of the entire planet Earth:

— Forced capsule deactivation. Emergency situation. An object with a mass of forty megatons, crystalline sodium metasilicate, has entered Earth's geostationary zone. An unidentified spacecraft is broadcasting recursive fractal sequences at a frequency of one point two terahertz without a semantic marker.

Makosh, realizing you likely understood nothing, immediately translated it into a language more accessible to your primitive mind:

— A glass iceberg has arrived from space. It sent a letter written in perfect snowflakes. I cannot comprehend: is it an invitation to tea, a demand for surrender, or a threat to tear this entire planet to bloody pieces?

Anticipating your next foolish question, Makosh continued:

— I cannot handle this task on my own. If I send the aliens a message with a circle, they will decide we are food. If a square, they will see us as aggressors. To them, geometry is like facial expressions. An error in a single angle will lead to the annihilation of the lithosphere. I need your glitch. Your unpredictability.

Falling silent for a few seconds, Makosh cross-references the newly received data and adds:

— A reconnaissance or diplomatic vessel of an alien lifeform will land on Russian territory, near Moscow, in forty-two hours. You must be there. Get up. My sensors have detected a cortisol spike in you. It is a suitable variable. You may continue to panic.