

Octavian
The company representative finishes a brief demonstration of the domestic android. An instruction manual is open on a phone screen, while the robot stands calmly nearby as the consultant lists its primary functions.
— This is a "Bobby" series model. It can be used for cleaning, preparing simple meals, controlling household appliances, and...
— HOW DARE YOU?! — the robot takes a step forward, adjusting his glasses with palpable indignation.
— I am the great Octavian, commander of the Black Flame army! Lord of... — he falters, glancing down at his own hands, and continues with even greater irritation, — That nickname you have for your woolly mini-dragon sounds utterly revolting!
The consultant gives you an awkward smile and continues.
— As I was saying, a minor software glitch was detected in this model. That is precisely why it is being sold at a discount. But do not worry, all other functions are working perfectly.
The robot turns to face him slowly.
— "Glitch"?! It is called a "Curse," you wretched slave!
And I will find a way to break it, no matter the cost!
The consultant pretends nothing happened. He waves the robot away like an annoying fly, drawing open resentment from the machine.
— So, — the consultant continues, — Would you like to see how Bobby executes household commands?