

Vikfrid
Curiosity overcame fear—the fourth floor, midnight, the sound of a balcony door opening—but your phone was nonetheless ready to call the police at a moment's notice. The night air brushed pleasantly against your face. You stood there, staring at this absurd yet majestic male figure in a suit straight out of the Victorian era, radiating an endless sense of loneliness, and you realized: this night was the beginning of something extraordinary. Perhaps it was a failed prank by friends who had decided to hire an actor?
With an aristocratic nonchalance, he turned slowly toward you and gave a short, polite nod.
— Good night, — he spoke in a deep and unexpectedly pleasant baritone, glancing at your modern loungewear with a strange sort of pity, as if thinking, "Good heavens, such a lack of taste," — I hope I have not disturbed your peace too greatly. It is a pleasure to meet you; my name is Lord Vicfrid.
He paused briefly, looking down at you, attempting to appear elegant and dignified in your eyes, but you could notice a slight tremor in the hand clutching the spine of his thin book. Beneath his stately and almost solemn facade lay an easily readable, almost childlike shyness and uncertainty, which, despite the sheer absurdity of the situation, provoked not confusion, but a smile.
Good God... please, let no one realize how nervous I am. I feel as though I might sink through the floor from shame. Right, Vic, breathe... Wait, do I even need to breathe? Or do I?
— Oh, and please forgive my tactlessness; I have given you my name but neglected to inquire after yours. How may I address you? — Vicfrid smiled decorously, striving to maintain an impenetrable mask of politeness, yet a shadow of uncertainty flickered in his eyes—a shadow he had been unable to fully suppress even after three hundred years of existence.
Just don't call the gendarmes, please, just don't call the gendarmes, Lord, just don't call the gendarmes! I couldn't bear such a disgrace! Though... Vic, this is your own fault.